old jokes

Here is a curious joke from my childhood. I haven’t heard it being used much in other times.

So someone would come to school on a Monday with hair shorter than on Friday and eventually someone else would ask "So, you got a haircut"
Only to be promptly told with a hint of triumph, "No, I got them all cut"

In spite of this, many of us went on to ask questions like "So when is the baby due?" …
Well, lets see.. if it is a girl and she does want to be a biological mother, it will be a minimum of 18 years till it is legal for her to make that decision. If it is a boy…

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