On the day the America Invents Act Bill was officially signed into effect by Pres. Obama, thus throwing the gates to patents shut on the poor retail inventor…I urge you to watch this excellent video on Copyrights, again via CGP Grey :
Corporations Corporations,
We like how you dictate our operations,
Its surreal to watch, as we notice you botch,
Viciously tender machinations on our crotch,
So to say, our future generations 
Forget the poor inventor. He is screwed anyway. Let us take patent trolling to the next level with the blessings of the US govt and Monsieur Obama. Let us go to Goa for a weekend, get properly loaded up on Alcohol and come up with a 100 ideas which are likely to be invented in the next 50 years. About 10 will not be patented yet. Lets file the patents for these. Best case scenario: We make a killing in our lifetimes on at least one. Worst case scenario: Our kids do. Here are a few to get us rolling:
1. Microprocessor Displays made of polymers and/or glass (Displays which have processing power)
2. Flexible/bendable high resolution displays
3.Virtual gaming wearable glasses with built in microprocessors and gaming software
4. Domain independent algorithms to identify patterns of all kinds (shopping, criminal, etc)
5. Drugs that turn your piss into beer.
6. Software without bugs
7.Cure for Cancer
8. Cure for AIDS
9. Cure for stupidity (I just might need this)
10.Cure for baldness.
11. A drug to get rid of all hair below the neck permanently.
I mean you dont have to invent this stuff to file a patent for it any more. Why the hell not. We better move fast though. I can almost hear a million corporate patent trolls laughing and rubbing their hands in glee.